Whale wars 

A show that is on animal planet where brave men and women try and throw off the rude ways of the Japanese whaling fleet who go around killing poor inocent whales ILLEGALY so they can go and make a quick buck selling it to all their cousins to stuff their faces with.

whale wars rules

Whale wars by huey poplockndropit July 20, 2009

Whale Wars 

The best show on television. On this show Captain Paul Watson along with many other brave volunteers attempt to stop the illegal killing of whales.

"Hey did you watch Whale Wars last night?"
"Yeah, Paul Watson is a bad ass!"
"Yep those whalers got what they deserved!"

Whale Wars by S.T.O.R.M August 23, 2011

Whale Wars!

The act of intensely searching for women that have whale like features at either a house party or fraternity party in a desperate attempt to prove to your colleagues that you are in fact, the real Captain Ahab of the sea.

Guy 1: Ok boys, get your harpoons out. It's gonna be rough tonight seas.

Guy 2: Whale Wars!

Guy 3: Whale Wars!

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Jeremy won Whale Wars last night?

Guy 2: Yea man, he brought that fat chick back out our place and tried to ann frank it

Whale Wars! by MeatWallet09 April 19, 2012

WhaleWardClovd 

WhaleWardClovd was a formerly chatmod on the popular minecraft server CreativeFun. They were apart of the first mass false banning by one of the server owners. They were known to be extremely nice and very good at their work.

Person 1: You know WhaleWardClovd?
Person 1: Oh yeah, they are my favourite chatmod.

WhaleWardClovd by some_random_gamer_boy May 27, 2020