wet monkey

Canine fecal matter.

I gotta take my dog out. He got a bunch of wet monkeys beating on his colon.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

my wet monkey

Wet = slippery, juicy
Monkey = love box, pussy, pleasure place
So....My Wet Monkey is My slippery, juicy love box
Also an adult website I think

My Wet Monkey is a juicy, loving sexual pleasure box.

by Marli2 November 17, 2009

Wet Pancakes and Monkey Donuts

When your friend use this it means she isn't sober

Kloey's spirit animals are wet pancakes and monkey donuts

by Kloepetr November 1, 2020

Wet Monkey Knuckle

A milf with a camel toe and a hairy ass bush

She's got a very wet monkey knuckle.

by boner_garage33 December 4, 2023