Portuguese Wesley

Tea Bagger descends freshly shaven scrotum upon Tea Baggee who, with powerful mouthwash, gargles the Portuguese National Anthem.

Karl made it up to him by performing a Portuguese Wesley.

by KlawzVengeance September 27, 2010

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Ron Weasley

character from J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series. He is Harry's best friend, a brilliant chess player, loyal, friendly, awkward. He is tall and gangly with red hair and freckles and a rather large nose. He comes from a large family with five bothers and one sister - Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, and Ginny. His family is considered to be poor by Pure-blood Wizarding standards.

Ron is the one that Harry would miss the most (as stated during the Second Task in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire) and, according to Dobby, is Harry's Wheezy.

He is passionate and has a quick temper and a massive sweet tooth. His brilliance often goes unnoticed due to the time spent with his other best friend, Hermione Granger - the cleverest witch of her age.

Ron Weasley is Harry's second.

by lysrouge December 3, 2004

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Fred weasley

Fredrick Gideon Weasley was born on April 1st, and is the oldest twin. his younger twin (george weasley) and him are devilish pranksters and If you say anything regarding the twins, trust me a bunch of potterheads and fred weasley and george weasley stans will be knocking on your door waiting to cast the cruciatus curse on you. Fred weasley is the one and only boyfriend of (me) minara and no one can change that! he is extremely hot and funny and is so adorable and soft and precious i just ahhhhhh

ME: "Fred Weasley is the most amazing person on the planet and is my one true love."
RANDOM PERSON: "but hes not real hes-"
ME: *in harry potters voice* "SHUT UP SHUT UP!"

by thatpotterheaddirectioner January 21, 2021

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George Weasley

the twin that doesn’t get appropriated enough

George Weasley deserves more love

by accio weasley twins December 30, 2020

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Wesley Gibson

n. The main character of the 2008 film "Wanted"

v. To snap and finally tell off the people in your workplace, school, or other parts of your daily life, in the most dramatic fashion possible. May involve screaming "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" without warning and at the top of your lungs, delivering a tirade amongst your equals, and/or smashing a back-stabbing, good-for-nothing best friend's face with an ergonomic keyboard

Guy: Dude, my boss got on my case again yesterday, and I finally Wesley Gibsoned out of there once and for all.
Friend: Wow, I bet you really let them have it, huh?

Wesley Gibson: "I understand. Junior high must have been kind of tough, but it doesn't give you the right to treat your workers like horse shit, Janice. I know we laugh at you, Janice. We all know you keep your stash of jelly donuts in the top drawer of your desk. And I want you to know that if you weren't such a bitch, we'd feel sorry for you. I do feel sorry for you. But as it stands, the way you behave... I feel I can speak for the entire office when I tell you... Go fuck yourself."

by X. Fluke June 10, 2011

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