whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job

Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*

by whackingtheweeder.com February 6, 2008

weederism

after smoking weed sometimes the brain changes the word order of it's sentences:

smoking weed after brain the sometimes order changes the sentences it's word

a cousin of spoonerism, yodaism

by kahda July 20, 2004

WeedLord420

The sole progenitor and heir to the combined continuum. Once a rouge vagrant on the habitation EARTH-7 armed with his child army, now turned enterpising and the forefront of the intergalactic JUUL commission. Once a small questionable local vape juice dealer (only permitted within stature M.219) turned rouge into the star system's nebula vape tricker. In spite of his gradual and rapid success, the Endless Space Board banned WeedLord420 from any interaction with the corporation. This does not seem to slow WeedLord420's expansion into space and continues to make Afgan weed look like a shitty 3DO version of Farmville.

Ambitious, entrepreneurial and goal-oriented - it is my first goal in life to streamline and unify videogame wiki pages. My second goal in life is of course hitting fat donks and ripping megacloud star systems with my JUUL pod. - WeedLord420

by Gionathan September 13, 2020

tuck the weedle

The act of a male tucking his penis behind his legs. Most often done by closet transvestites while looking into a mirror and dancing around while you have a captive in a pit.

Easily defined by the actions of Tedd Levine as he played Jame 'Buffalo Bill' Gumb in "Silence of the Lambs". As he danced in the scene, singing, "Do you want to fuck me", he performed a "tuck the weedle".

by KnektR April 24, 2007

Weeder

a weed feeder

Oh man have you seen Pedro?? He now has a weeder girlfriend and... the munchies! He is so fat!

by MikDick February 2, 2009

Weedleberries

The droppings of your herb into a toilet that look like tiny dingleberries

Tiny, tiny poops, Weedleberries

by Grand Master Flashes March 1, 2009

fuzzy weebler

A fuzzy weebler requires a few materials. They are a wine glass, a straw and an adventurous girl. First, fill the wine glass half full with water (warm works best). Then stick your balls and ballsack into the water. Next, the girl puts the straw into the water and blows bubbles. A feeling of euphoria should soon follow.

1) Fred got the materials and invited his friend (with benefits), Stacy, over. She gave him the best fuzzy weebler of his young life.

by Stephen "The Creeper" September 23, 2008