weakdick

A penis incapable of successfully sustaining an erection.

You have a weakdick on Thursdays, aye? I suppose my mom won't be at your house on Thursday then.

by B-Drac November 8, 2003

weenstick

One who describes someone else as being a weenstick and isn't being ironic, is, himself, a weenstick.

Ralphie: Dude, that guy has stolen my lunch money so many times. He is SUCH a weenstick.

Doug: Shut the fuck up, Ralphie. You're the weenstick.

by GooDictionary December 30, 2013

weakdick

someone, or something so extradanarily lame it/he/she evokes the character and disposition of a superiorly lame, impotent, useless penis.

This fuggin' Calculus class is weakdick man!
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WEAKDICK! You took my last fuggin' beer you chauncey! BURNT!

by chauncey mcfadden November 6, 2003

Weastwick

Referring to Portland, Oregon

a term coined by northwest underground hip hop massive, oldominion.

"Weastwick, city of thorns"

by frzn July 23, 2007

weanstick

Someone who everyone complains too, or someone who complains or whines constantly. Background info: my dog will suck my thumb whenever she needs comfort. When she does this, I say "Awww, do you need to wean?" (It's like she's trying to get some milk, because she was improperly weaned when she was a pup. Don't worry - she's fine now). So then whenever someone whined and needed comfort, I'd think, "do you need to weeeeeeeean?" Hence, a weanstick is a person who attracts or is prone to weaning.

So -n- so is a total weanstick, always whining and seeking attention, needing to be comforted.

Oh no, are they weaning again? What a total weanstick!

by Peagirl February 5, 2010

Weaksteak

Weaksteak (noun or adjective. Origin: Rural southwest Wisconsin) -- Lacking muscle or strength. Pathetic. Reflecting physical and/or mental feebleness. (Twitter hashtag: #weaksteak)

"Look at that weaksteak. He can't bench 150!"; "That chick bought that manslut clothes, set him up in her crib and he's cheatin' on her the whole time? She's so weaksteak!"; "That weaksteak Putin takes baths in velvet antler blood to be manly?"

by #IKEconservative April 5, 2022