wazzock

Nobody knows where or when this word originated but several plausible explanations date back to Yorkshire and the 1960's including that it is a corruption of the french "oiseau" meaning "bird" as used in the phrase ouiseau head.

My favourite is that it was used on a local football field when a particularly disenchanted supporter shouted that the referee was a "wazzock" it being a portmanteau word made up from "wanker" and "pillock" - but surely that would be a "wannock" "wallcok" (which doesn't work).

Mike Harding (ex-comedian, now radio 2 presenter)says he used the word as early as 1976 in his surreal story, "Beaky Knucklewart",recorded on his "One Man Show" album and also in "When the Martians Landed in Huddersfield" but Harding says he heard it from others probably in Barnsley in the late 1960's. This pre-dates Tony Capstick by 5 years.

You complete and utter wazzock

by The Bellman July 22, 2007

wazzock

can be used to desbribe someone you see as an idiot, or someone obnoxious

That boy is a complete wazzock

by Foad June 23, 2003

wazzock

Twazzock

A complete Numpty!!

by LITTLE BABY NOTHING July 11, 2003

wazzock

an idiotic person; a twat

i hate him... he's such a wazzock

by nicky agate February 26, 2004

wazzock

originates from the word wiseacher...someone who plays the fool without knowing it.

don't be a wazzock....

by rk January 31, 2004

Wazzock

Origin- Northern England
A mid level insult meaning that someone has been a fool.

"I walked into a glass door"
"Haha what a wazzock"

by S_Hurty April 13, 2017

Wazzock

According to a famous comedian, hailing from Manchester, a Wazzock is something that was regularly stepped into on the pavement, a dog turd.

Go on yer bloody Wazzock

by ronec1 May 7, 2018