touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.

I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.

by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009

Watertouch

When shit's still hanging from your butt while touching water at the same time.

Guys guess what? I succeeded in watertouching today ^^

by vispi October 8, 2009

touchy waters

British slang for a potentially sensitive or offensive thing, person or topic.

Dan: I think Winston Churchill was an amazing person.
Omar: Touchy waters, that. Some people might think he was a racist; which he was.

by LittleLukey-Poo1 June 13, 2020

epic watertouch

he act of shitting a turd so long it hits the water before completely exiting the anus.

It's like a worm crawling out from an apple, if the worm can hit the ground before exiting the apple it's called an Epic watertouch.

by Jordan quist September 18, 2013