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desk warming

a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.

Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.
With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!
by Football's Dick Vermeil April 9, 2011
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Thick in her warm

(1)Ejaculating inside of a woman's vagina.
(2) Cumming in a girl's pussy
Coach Steve for the first time made "thick in her warm."

"I wanna make thick In her warm" -Coach Steve from TV Series Big Mouth-NickLaboyTV
by Jay's Mom October 8, 2018
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Robal Warming

The steamy heat that is found under the robe of a sex crazed poodle, like Al Gore.
The Masseuse could feel the Robal warming eminating from Al Gores nether regions.

Or

Baby, I got some Robal Warming going on down under. Why don't you try a little wind power on it?
by Greeniebeanie July 9, 2010
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warm orifice

That into which a cock longs to be plunged -- usually balls deep -- repeatedly.

Plunging and replunging is best experienced with a cock of AT LEAST seven and a half inches length and considerable girth.
In middle school his hand was the warm orifice or so he deluded himself. That and a jizz sock started his conditioning of gratifying lust combined with fornication visualisation. Inured he would one day forge a habit of fornicating which would further harden his heart.

In high school he was able to buy devices to simulate a warm orifice; he was much more satisfied, albeit greater lust, with more vivid testosterone enhanced visualisations. In the afterglow of a softened cock he was unaware of his further hardening heart. At least he was without risk of becoming an std dispenser.

Gorged on simulated warm orifices, the flames of concupiscence burning brightly, blinded with hardened heart, he started using women for their warm orifices. Selfishly indifferent to the potential for conception and fatherhood brief though oral "contraceptives" allowed, he plunged and replunged his cock into each of her warm orifices in turn ultimately discarding her for the next set of warm orifices.

Married now and having abandoned the abortifacients masquerading as contraceptives he is permanently a father. He had his filling of her warm orifices he found himself longing for yet a new set of warm orifices.

She thought he loved her. He thought he loved her. They each vowed to love the other. One cannot promise to feel a certain way. Were their vows irrational? No. Love is an act of will. Can love abide lust? Who will stop the cycle?
by kmfrayed April 29, 2012
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cock warming

The act of a man slipping his erection into his partner's vagina or ass in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.
"Jake held Jenny close for a bit of cock warming before they fell asleep."
by The D3adman January 16, 2014
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buffalo hand warmer

Fingering or giving a hand job to someone by putting your hand down the back of their pants while they are sitting, far enough to where the hand extends to or beyond the crotch on the other side.
While sitting in the stands at the Bills game, I gave my girl a Buffalo Hand Warmer, because we're classy like that.
by sgrams04 December 2, 2014
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warm-down bowl

This is the bowl one smokes to bring himself back down to what is called "public high" after smoking out of an instrument of mass destruction, such as a waterfall bong. This ties in as well with the warm up bowl, the one that gets you ready for the instrument of mass destruction.
"damn, man, I gotta go meet up with my parents"- Guy 1
"no worries man, we'll just cool you off with a warm-down bowl."- Guy 2
by zachman4589 October 27, 2009
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