warheads

Really fucking sour candy that rots your teeth and makes you regret eating them if you eat too many

3: Teeth start to hurt
5: Tounge starts hurting and you cant eat anything requiring you to chew
10: Tounge is cut and possibly bleeding

25: Breathe wrong and your tounge will hurt
40: Only way to eat more warheads is with a fuckton of painkillers
50: Abandon hope all ye who enter
100+: ...

OH GOD I JUST ATE A BUNCH OF WARHEADS
EVERY TIME I BREATHE IT HURTS

by jjr51802 November 7, 2013

Warhead

A vary aggressive blowjob.

Dude she gave me a Warhead.
She said Warhead I said when?
That was the worst Warhead ever.

by uber_monkey October 9, 2005

Warhead

Tip of the cock...the helmet above the shaft. Usually used in description of a large, impressive cock.

She saw my missile and its warhead. She knew it was time for the countdown!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

Warhead

To get head while playing Call of Duty.

As I was playing Call of Duty, she was giving me awesome Warhead.

by Warhead1337 November 18, 2009

Warhead

A Vagina, that upon tasting, is very acidic, sour, and/or smelly, and not to be enjoyed by anyone. It will almost make you want to give up vagina's for good.

A: Dude i finally hooked up with that linda chick

B: Holy shit dude how was it?

A: I dunno man, i went down on her and her warhead almost rotted my fucking teeth.

B: Damn

by B.K. Jawnskies July 8, 2009

Warhead

What happens when you're getting head and you slap your girlfriend in the face.

Man, I got 15 stiches after that warhead!

by Machinegun Mike August 7, 2020

Warheads

the rarest yummiest candy you can never find..

Tommy loves warheads but cant find em anywhere. Fuck you bro i want that warhead

by ya boy swagg November 21, 2010