Wardy

When a single testicle pops out of ones trousers with no apparent cause. Often caused by a lack of sex which produces large, long balls which put too much pressure on ones trousers.

Steve Waring had his leg up on the desk and he did a Wardy.

by Professor pumpernickel November 4, 2009

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Wardy

A wardy is a person who's had a meltdown and belongs in the psych ward but hasn't necessarily been officially diagnosed and may still run loose terrorising the good folk around them.
A Dr Wardy, is when someone in the medical field becomes that person who belongs in the psych ward.

Fucking Mark is a massive wardy. Has had a complete meltdown again, always for nothing, needs to be in the psych ward ASAP

Jacob: My friend Dirty Rob stuck a wooden peg up his arse and went to the proctologist to finger it out. When Dirty Rob said it happened accidentally when he was climbing naked over the clothesline the proctologist went beserko, had a full fucking meltdown and started crying. The nurse said it's happened a couple of times and he's a full on Dr Wardy but she doesn't have the courage to report him.

by Honey Crumpets May 31, 2019

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wardie

When one nut pops out of your underware

All my tighty whities were dirty so I wore these boxers and sported a wardie all day.

by Frotchjuice May 15, 2015

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WARDY

A gay man with a penis that smells like cheese

mr wardle "i am gay, my penis smells like cheese andi got pushed over in a portaloo

by tom james December 31, 2005

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mohammed wardi

Sudanese musician who sings in both Arabic and his traditional language:Nubian. Wardi writes all his own songs. He has written, sung and composed more than 300 songs. He also plays a traditional sudanese instrument sort of like a guitar, although it is not hollow.

Mohammed wardi is a very well known name across all of sudan.

by brsab July 26, 2008

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