A journey inside a Walmart store, usually in the middle of the night, to see all the weirdos, rejects, freaks of nature, and social outcasts that shop there that don't want or need to be seen in broad daylight.
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by TFfan92 October 16, 2014
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by Patty Rosenberg March 17, 2008
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A person who appears at first to have a heart of gold and also appears to be the nicest person ever, but then later regardless of how well your friendship or relationship with them is going they decide to chicken out or be a douche bag for no reason. Pretty soon the person who you spent most of your time with turns into a cheap fuck and doesn't want to give you a dime of their time any longer.
The characteristics of someone that has a Walmart soul include (but is not limited to):
1. The person who is easy to fall for.
2. The friend in your life who can finish your sentences.
3. The person who can read your mind.
4. The person that says flirtatious things to you without realizing it then gets bothered when you took what they said as a flirt.
5. The person who's texts messages, emails, or phone calls keeps every night's sleep exciting to you because you know that every morning they'll send you one of the things previously mentioned.
People that have Walmart souls are very hard to deal with and are indeed very sad individuals. Countering a Walmart soul is very difficult because a person with a Walmart soul is usually very intelligent and normally only leaves friendships in the dust as a defense mechanism so they aren't at risk for getting hurt again.
The characteristics of someone that has a Walmart soul include (but is not limited to):
1. The person who is easy to fall for.
2. The friend in your life who can finish your sentences.
3. The person who can read your mind.
4. The person that says flirtatious things to you without realizing it then gets bothered when you took what they said as a flirt.
5. The person who's texts messages, emails, or phone calls keeps every night's sleep exciting to you because you know that every morning they'll send you one of the things previously mentioned.
People that have Walmart souls are very hard to deal with and are indeed very sad individuals. Countering a Walmart soul is very difficult because a person with a Walmart soul is usually very intelligent and normally only leaves friendships in the dust as a defense mechanism so they aren't at risk for getting hurt again.
This girl that used to be my best friend made no sense to me after what happened. We spent over twelve hours a day with each other talking, texting, playing games, watching movies, pretty much everything. She was so unbelievably sweet that I started to fall for her. Well, apparently she had a bad experience in her past relationship that it scared her, but for some reason she didn't have the guts to tell me. Instead she decided to tell me that she wanted to take a break from talking. The truth is, it's been an entire month since we've last talked. She decided that our pristine friendship was nothing more than trash. She has a Walmart soul.
by Kris10Xo January 17, 2011
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I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.
I was at Walmart the other day when I saw a redneck wearing some Walmart slacks. Not only was I laughing at this, but also she was wearing a t-shirt that said 'Queen of the world', and as I was walking by her, I happened to pass a rack full of the exact same shirt that was on rollback.
by ThatVintageGuy January 9, 2014
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Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.
Skanky people can be walmart shoppers, however; not all walmart shoppers can be skanks, often times lacking the sluttiness that is required.
Sean: Hey dude look at that chick. I betcha I could tap that.
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!
Jon: Yeah, you probably could, but why would you want to? She looks pretty ragged and poor.
Sean: I dont know, im horny and she looks easy.
Jon: dude, shes a fuckin Walmart Shopper... look at her!
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