Wahlah 

Efficient, phonetically accurate alternative spelling for the French word, ‘voila’. Passionately hated by by the Karens of the world. Also spelt as, ‘wahlahhh’ for added emphasis.

“Sanded and painted. Wahlahhh, hit us up for wall repairs!”

Wahlah by Vinius February 2, 2020

Warlain 

Lord of the internet and harasser of goons who often masquerades as the love interest of the one known as "thegwenanobi" or possibly "zwhocares1"

That Warlain sure is a fine piece of ass.

Warlain by thegwenanobi September 8, 2003

waylaisted 

Wasted, but with an added dose of waylaid
In other words... messed---up

"Dude, you tore up that guy on the street! He was waylaisted!"
"Dude, what's in this stuff? I'm... waylaisted."

waylaisted by IronGumby April 20, 2008

Wahlid 

Sexiest motherfucker to ever exist on the face of the earth. It is said that Wahlid is the modern Medusa because whenever you look at his eyes, you get rock hard.

Friend: Omg, why are you having such a huge boner?
Me: I made the mistake of looking at Wahlid's eyes...

Wahlid by Proud sugandesesian November 23, 2021

WayLaid 

Among other definitions, getting Waylaid describes the last minute sexual event that causes you to be late.

On your WAY out the door, your partner approaches you sexually and you get LAID.

BOSS: "Steve why are you 3 minutes late? what's your excuse this time?"

STEVE: "Sorry Boss, my girlfriend waylaid me this morning. Can't turn that down!"

BOSS: "Quickie sex with your super hot girlfriend should not be as high a priority in your life as running my shit errands and kissing my ass. You're Fired"

WayLaid by FantinoBoy June 12, 2010

Wahlahee 

Muslims use it to swear to Allah. Just like americans swear to God.
If using this word and lying. You must get on yor knees and repent for swearing to Allah in vein. Hince the Wahlahee Game begins.

You F#cked that chick.
Yes-Sirrr
Say Wahlahee.....
Wahlahee nigg@

Wahlahee by Ramadon Jenkins June 18, 2005

waylain 

A feeling of absence from the body in a metaphysical sense; an out of body experience.

"George, are you swaying because it's windy or are you just more waylain than usual today?"

waylain by CP Hog July 25, 2008