A Von

Spending a whole teacher's paycheck on something to flex

Person 1: Hey how much was that new gucci robe?
Person 2: Oh, this? Just a Von

by frankieoceans December 9, 2021

VON

1:A guy who understands a girls feelings more so than her own. He can make anyone laugh and brighten someone's day by the smallest things. He is usually characterized by artistic abilities, being a nerd, and is incredibly smart. A Von is the best guy to talk to because he will listen. Be careful when you meet a Von because he might steal your heart (for girls only).

2:the epitomy of Prince Charming

That guy just drew a master piece while listening to me talk about my feelings, he must be a Von.

by vonxtwentyfour November 24, 2021

Von

Von is the best boyfriend ever. He’s a very fast runner. He’s super cool. He listens to hype music and is so sexy when he raps. He always dresses nice, but he doesn’t need brands. He’s a sexy ass gangsta

Girl 1: “shiiii I wish I was dating Von”

by ihavefatcalves December 19, 2018

VON

An expression used for something of high quality.

Of regal and noble status.

That classy girl over there is a VON.

by beautyrocs October 28, 2009

vons

A store where their meat department enlarges your penis. They want to put their meat in your mouth

I go to vons because it enlarges my penis.

by TEH j00 October 4, 2003

Von

A fucking retard

you are so von

by tonibamanaboni1 January 17, 2018

Von

A type of gay rat.

me: Ew, I don't want a Von as a friend!!

Siobhan: You're stuck with me, pal.

by sarah urie stan June 6, 2016