Volvo Driver 

A teacher of drivers education classes that is forced to watch Red Asphalt, Toe Tag and other disgusting crash videos far too often causing paranoia on the road.

The Volvo Driver showed us another awful bloody crash movie today.

Volvo Driver by dragondiscuscoach April 13, 2010

son of a Volvo driver 

One who's parents or parent drives a Volvo who will also most likely carry on the family tradition of being a prick and driving in a manner that does nothing but piss off other motorists.

Jim "what was that guys issue"?
Terry: "must have been son of a Volvo driver".

son of a Volvo driver by therandommoron September 24, 2011

Volvo drivers 

A driver who loses touch with reality and think that by driving an extremely safe car they fit into society. They are often seen waving, smiling and laughing, when they hurt someone or when they hit a car. They avoid confrontation and try to laugh it off.

Volvo drivers are a threat as one reversed their car into a person, who was sitting in a chair and knocked another car's tow bar.

Volvo drivers by Experienced. August 10, 2010