Volvo Driver

A person who drives a volvo. usaully old, def and blind. So they are pretty shit and annoying drivers

"Bloodie Volvo Driver, he is driving worse then that fucking asian driver and that women."

by JAckkkkkkkk October 16, 2008

Volvo Driver

A teacher of drivers education classes that is forced to watch Red Asphalt, Toe Tag and other disgusting crash videos far too often causing paranoia on the road.

The Volvo Driver showed us another awful bloody crash movie today.

by dragondiscuscoach April 13, 2010

son of a Volvo driver

One who's parents or parent drives a Volvo who will also most likely carry on the family tradition of being a prick and driving in a manner that does nothing but piss off other motorists.

Jim "what was that guys issue"?
Terry: "must have been son of a Volvo driver".

by therandommoron September 24, 2011