Viv is a beautiful woman you can get away with most things. She is a compulsive liar and is proud of it. Viv has big boobs and can get the job done (wink). She can do anything she sets her mind out to do, but usually just wants to smoke weed.
Person 1: hey is that Viv right there.
Person 2: ya that is! She's #smoking #weed again.
Person 1: ya but she looks #beautiful doing it
Person 2: ya that is! She's #smoking #weed again.
Person 1: ya but she looks #beautiful doing it
by who.am.i.really June 4, 2018
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Viv is middle-aged, out of touch with the 21st century (and reality), and completely hopeless at any given task.
Viv will have worked with the company for many years, but management have given up trying to figure out ways to fire her.
A compulsive liar, she will have been told off time and again for making cock-ups on the computer system, but will come in the next day and happily make the same errors.
Viv will also have a cartoon picture of fluffy bunnies as her screensaver.
Viv is middle-aged, out of touch with the 21st century (and reality), and completely hopeless at any given task.
Viv will have worked with the company for many years, but management have given up trying to figure out ways to fire her.
A compulsive liar, she will have been told off time and again for making cock-ups on the computer system, but will come in the next day and happily make the same errors.
Viv will also have a cartoon picture of fluffy bunnies as her screensaver.
Manager: "There's 10,000 items of stock in the warehouse and it's all disappeared from the system. What the hell's going on?"
Viv: "Ooooh I don't know. Is it all still there? Maybe it was that horse that came in the office. Yes. I saw a horse touch the computer, hmmmm, maybe that was it"
Manager: "Oh Lord give me strength".
Viv: "Ooooh I don't know. Is it all still there? Maybe it was that horse that came in the office. Yes. I saw a horse touch the computer, hmmmm, maybe that was it"
Manager: "Oh Lord give me strength".
by Clothears June 23, 2016
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1. "Hey yall, I'm viv, have a good day, except for you ohio"
2. Look at that viv, maybe she can help me with my report on the middle ages!
Update: I got a 100% TYSM THAT viv SAVED ME
2. Look at that viv, maybe she can help me with my report on the middle ages!
Update: I got a 100% TYSM THAT viv SAVED ME
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