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village bicycle 

1. someone who has been locally skeeted upon on a massive scale

2. the sodomy-cycle

3. a bicycle in motion... has had it's seat removed... this cycle is used in place of male genitals and means to be fornicated with
1. "that village bicycle looks like a bukake-fest"

2. GAY MAN #! "what did you do last night?"
GAY MAN #2 "took a ride on the village bicycle..."*wink wink*

3. "I lost my dildo, may I borrow the village bicycle?"

BONUS #4. emample in music:

(drag queen orchestral choir sings)

"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"

(Frederick Mercury sings)

"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"
"I want to ride my bicycle"
"I want to ride my bike"

(drag queen orchestral choir sings again, WITH MORE EMPHASIS!!!)

"BICYCLE!!!
BICYCLE!!!"

---QUEEN
village bicycle by reryig December 14, 2008

the Village Bicycle 

Someone who sleeps with a lot of people. Usually used to describe a slutty person. Or can be used to describe a person who is very flirtaious and has a habit of leading people on (see Tease).
Man, she's the Village Bicycle! Everyone's had a ride!

villiage bicycle 

another name for whore

The implication is that much like the bicycle of a small village, everyone is eventually going to ride the thing.
I am guessing that the chick walking bowlegged out of the frat house is a major village bicycle
villiage bicycle by tramdog August 11, 2003

villiage bicycle 

Not so much a whore, but more of a slut rather. No money is be given directly to her. She does require you buy her drinks, and play her little "hard to get" game for some time at least for one night. Later she "lets" you fuck her (as if its the priveledge) and leave without any words spoken.

She's comparative to a bicyle in a village in which it is the only one for everyone to use. Eventually you get to ride it as fast as you like.... you just have to wait your turn. (wear protection, she gave me the crabs)
Look! (in a young mexican voice) it's the village (spoken: vee-lej) bicycle.....everyone gets to take a ride!
villiage bicycle by John Harrison January 20, 2004