Bob Vila

n. a hand job; aka "The Handyman," "A Vila"

I thought she was going to give me some astrodome but she only gave me a Bob Vila.

by Paul Bryant December 10, 2008

Vila-gasm

When you ejaculate, with a rusty nail inserted into the urethra. That's a Vila-gasm.

I heard Bob Vila likes to Vila-gasm

by eatdirtfartdust May 25, 2009

Vila Wolf

A werewolf chasing, vampire hunting, zombie wrangler with delusions of grandeur and a Proton-Pack. Found commonly stalking new sites, phantom of the opera fan sites, and urban legends websites.

Vila Wolf has a razor wit a dark sarcasm one hell of a twisted sense of humor and she's wonderfully condescending at times It's fun to sit back and watch her when she gets going Especially when you can let her loose on the nearest troll.

by KubawaldatheGnome February 05, 2010

Porta Vila

Capital of the island nation, Vanuatu

Hey John! I went to Porta Vila last week to jerk off undisturbed

by pisspants69_ January 11, 2023

vila-cha

A vila from Esposende,very nice with great view from Sao Lourenco and a crazy mayor.

A gente de Vila-Cha sao as pessoas mais simpaticas do conselho de Esposende.

by jotavisi July 30, 2008

bob vila

crude definition for a woman's extremely amazing breasts

she had tits so nice Bob Vila couldn't build a better rack...

by The Beav. September 06, 2008

The Bob Vila

A sexual position involving some sort of ladder. Also helps to have random home improvement items around. pioneered by tom

Q: "did you fuck her?!"
A: "I totally gave her the bob vila."

by FDCbass July 28, 2010