Veterinarian

A trained medical doctor who doesn't have to put up with humans.

I don't want to put up with people's bullshit so I became a veterinarian.

by Nairbons December 4, 2014

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dinosaur veterinarian

a computer repair technician who is asked to fix or restore an old computer. The act of even requesting such a task is treated as an insult to the technician and labels you as cheap and or stupid.

vet- the reason you cant burn dvds is because you dont have a dvd burner... or nearly enough power to even play one... or download a movie... or surf the web. And the reason it wont turn on is that its ashamed to face a world that has left it so far behind.

cheap customer- how much to put that stuff on and fix it?

vet- buy a new computer im not a dinosaur veterinarian.

by darkbob August 29, 2010

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veterinarians dilema

Your girlfriend just got a new little fuzzy kitten and you need some great entertainment. While your girlfriend is out, take a massive shit in the cat box. Hilarity ensues as she gathers a stool sample and rushes the poor little sick kitty off to the vet.

by talboo July 31, 2003

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Veterinary Prostate Exam

When one penetrates their woman from behind (doggy style), one slips a cheeky finger into the anus. This results in involuntary bliss. One might call this a veterinary prostate exam.

I gave your mum a veterinary prostate exam!

by Animal Doctor: Who? September 19, 2020

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vagina veterinary

a gynaecologist or other medical professional who deals in vaginas.

"Clarice, there is something wrong with your snatch. Get yourself down the vagina veterinary and come back when you're palatable," requested Mr. Lecter as he sharpened his oyster knife.

by realtalk_rodney January 4, 2012

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