venting

The period of time, before which you must eliminate solid waste matter from your body, where your sphincter slightly opens to slowly relieve the pressure caused by heavy amounts of poo gases in your rectum. Quite simply, right before you have to take a big dump, shit stink creeps out of your ass in long, silent, slow-like poots. The only remedy, of course, is taking that big aforementioned dump.

Bro 1: Dude, what's goin-...yo man, it smells like shit in here. Did you fart?

Bro 2: Nah guy, I'm venting.

by Beantown of Bethlehem April 27, 2009

Venting

Someone climbing up a vent.

What are you doing.

I am doing a new sport.
It is climbing up vents.
I am venting.

by Shoe 456 May 18, 2020

venting

Drinking a Coors Light with a vented widemouth can that lets in air for a smooth refreshing pour

*guy sitting with his girlfriend and phone rings from his drinking buddy*

guy on phone: oh wooow, im there for you buddy

*off phone*

guy: That was brad... he really wants to.. vent.

girl: you should go

*guy shows up at buddies house with 12 pack of coors light*

LETS VENT!!!

*later guy on the phone w/girl*

girl: is he okay?

guy: i think we will be venting a little longer.

by DucksOverBeaversAlways December 14, 2009

Venting

Verb. The act of aggressively inserting oneself into the conversation and life of ones peers. Venting is used to describe the act of joining a conversation without being invited. Venting is also usually negative and argumentative in nature. A signature venting move is to stand silently over one's shoulder going unnoticed until an opportune moment to interject with a negative comment.

JP: Did you guys hear about that new movie, Dumb and Dumber 2?
Jimbo: Yeah man! That movie looks tight. You and me should definitely go see it!
JP: Yeah man! Let's do it. I think there is a showing tonight at 7. Maybe we could meet up at the mcmen-
Gary: -That movie seems forced... I don't think it's going to be good. It just looks stupid to me. (leaves)
JP: Wow. That kid is always "venting" on our conversations. Such a hater.

by YoungLongjohn August 6, 2014

venting

The situation in online FPS gaming when two or more players are unfairly helping each other get better scores by using their microphones and the voice command.

p1: "dem damn n00bs be venting!"
p2: "LOL"

by Skimmer777 May 19, 2006

Venting

A way to get around the map, as an Imposter and to break friendships in Among Us it's fucking epic.

Cyan: I saw blue venting

Blue: No I didn't
Red: We all know it's Blue

Yellow: I disagree with Red
Lime: Nah it's was totally blue
Blue: WTF guys
Purple: Blue did vent I was with him in electrical.
Blue was the Imposter.

by Faggot man 69 November 1, 2020

Venting

To relieve aggravation by texting or yelling about a particular subject. Venting is not considered complete until topless photos are sent to relevant interested parties.

"I couldn't wait 'till she was done venting!" ~Hopeful Husband

by Grandpa_Disdain January 22, 2019