vegetable

1. A plant that you eat, usually green
2. A person who is brain-dead.

What do you do when you're done eating a vegetable? Put her back in the wheelchair.

by Fatass February 21, 2003

vegetate

to relax to the point of killing brain cells, thus becoming more of a vegetable.

i just haven't been relaxing enough lately, so i need to vegetate harder.

by chuckybubbles September 11, 2011

Vegetable

Something that is living, but their brain is not working, they have no personality, they're stupid, they live a dull life, ect.

Commonly used as a very harsh joke to describe people in comas, but used elsewhere on occasion.

Also a type of plant.

Mang, you so stupid you like a vegetable.

by Not a vegetable. August 16, 2009

vegetals

A great twist on vegetables created by our one and only savior BALD SUCC MAN

I asked for no Vegetals. I taste VEGETAL!

by APersonNamedJeff February 24, 2018

Vegetable

Someone injured or disabled

Trent tore his meniscus what a vegetable

by GumpasaurusRex August 14, 2018

Vegetable

an instrument of torture most commonly used by your parents

so still not talking mr. smith? well we'll see how good you are at that once we've used...brocolie on you!muahaha!!

by jagged rock.com April 3, 2005

Vegetable

Someone that is no use to society and does nothing but take up oxygen.

Jenna Marble's dog Mables is such a vegetable.

by Gyjggihhmm August 11, 2017