Vanity Smurf 

A misundersmurfed Smurf. Vanity is what society today would consider gay, but he's *clearly* a metrosexual.

Aside from his sexual preferences, Vanity was extremely vain *duh*. He was nowhere without his mirror, and wore a pink flower in his hat. He thought he was some hot, sexy, bastard, but in real life he looked pretty much the same as the rest of the Smurfs. He had the hots for Smurfette, like all the other guys in the village. He adored himself very much and kept asking Painter Smurf to paint his portrait. Quite a flamer...

Screw Tinky-Winky! Vanity was the original girly-guy! LONG LIVE VANITY!!!!!!!!!

Vanity Smurf by Gwen Stefani Grrl January 11, 2004

Vanity Slave

To be obsessed with how you look, doing anything to look good, getting things by any means.

Kim - Girl he is over drafting a bank account to get that new Fendi jacket.

Bonquiqui - He's a Vanity Slave.

Vanity Slave by terrishalane February 22, 2011

vanity sizing

When designers try to cover up America's obesity by making clothes two sizes larger than what's written on the tag.

Also, appealing to girl's obsession with skinniness by making them believe there is such a thing as a size 00.

Girl 1: "I used to be a size 14 but now I wear a size 8, I swear it's because I switched to a 12-pack of diet coke a day instead of the regular stuff and I only let myself splurge on even numbered days.. that is if I remember what day it is."

Girl 2: "Are you sure it's not vanity sizing?"

Girl 1: "No, it's definitely the diet."

-In the 1950's Marilyn Monroe was a size 12 which is now equivalent to what we consider a size 4. How's that for vanity sizing.

vanity sizing by icecate November 7, 2011

vanity seller 

A term originated by one Mr FandL describing wankers who list a few books on Ebay, Amazon or Abebooks. By doing this they perceive that they suddenly have the status of Maggs Brothers.

An upper middle class housewife from Kent lists her husband's library of law books on abebooks for £1.00 each and tells all her friends that she is an antiquarian bookseller. When husband finds his rare and valuable collection on the shelves of Maggs brothers the wife is found strangled on the side of the road. An example of what happens to a vanity seller.

vanity seller by Once an abe lover April 27, 2006

vanity spectacles 

n. Phrase used to indicate someone's ego is inflated.

Bob thinks his crib is all that, but he's looking through his vanity spectacles.

vanity spectacles by gnostic1 December 4, 2010

Vanity Scam 

When your company has received an award from an organization you have never heard of (the U.S. Local Business Association is an example) that is clearly a deceptive marketing tactic similar to the phony domain name or Yellow Pages bills that are sent in hopes your AP department will pay them. Often the incentive (and allure) is a plaque or award certificate for "recognizing that <your company name> has been selected for the 2008 Best of <your town> Award."

Spam email Vanity Scam excerpt: "In recognition of your achievement, a 2008 Best of xxxxx Award plaque has been designed for display at your place of business. You may arrange to have your award sent directly to xxxxx by following the simple steps on the 2008 Best of xxxx Award order form <https://www.uslba2008.net/xxxx> . Simply copy and paste this link into your browser to access the order form:
https://www.uslba2008.net/xxxx"

Vanity Scam by Poppymeister December 20, 2008

Vanity Site 

Website ran by an individual or small group purely for its own amusement. The site may try to promote some cause or idea, though not necessarily.

Man my vanity site is the r0x0r!

Vanity Site by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005