Visalia

The most glorious of all farm towns in the central valley of California. Also one of the most polluted areas in the nation. The summers are too hot and the winters are too cold. But hey...its home!

"Dude!!! I hate Visalia!! But I'll probably spend the rest of my life here anyways"

by zainos September 27, 2005

vaishali

clever, Glamourus, sexy, typical indian girl and great in bed

this is sooooooooooo vaishaliiiiii

by dsads July 28, 2007

Visalia

It is the place that you NEVER leave if you don’t get out after high school.

Man you don’t want to get stuck in Visalia

by Netflixandchill16 November 11, 2018

vaishalini

Very quiet. She is not a introvert nor a extrovert. She talks openly about probably anything with a trusted friend. She gives respect to everyone.

Girl 1: Hey yo! Watch doin' Vaishalini?

by Hey! September 7, 2020

Visalia

The shittiest little town ever. A place where most everything closes at 9 pm causing extreme boredom to anyone between the ages of 14-25. This causes people to have lots and lots of sex which explains why Visalia has one of the highest teen pregnancy rates in the nation. Cows and goats are commonly seen in extremely random places throughout the town and their smell is constantly potent. There are more lifted trucks here than any other place in the world. Most people are "bros" or "brohoes." For fun, people often chill in the McCheveron or BJ's parking lot, drink alcohol or snort coak in garages, or take slutty pictures and post them on Facebook.

Most people in Visalia are really, really dumb- that's really the only reason why they would choose/be forced to remain in the town.

Statistics:

Teen pregnancy rate: extremely high
People who use bump-its: extremely high
English speakers: below average
Crackheads: extremely high
Food Stamp users: extremely high
Fat people: extremely high

Me: "I'm from Visalia."

You: "...I'm sorry..."

by BrohoeNumeroUno July 16, 2011

Vassalize

To cover your entire body or another persons body in vaseline

Synonymous with Vaselise

Chad: Yo that Niven guy doesn't think Vaselise and Vassalize are the same thing!
Brett: That's whack, quick pass me the vaseline so I can vassalize my body!

by Kae-Dawg September 3, 2018

visalia

The city in which the rapper PILLS came from. Where mainly mid class familys that try to raise their children to the best of their ability, but fail, live! Here you can cruise Mooney blvd. like u could the strip in Las Vegas

i dont know about that visalia place, old folks be walking their dogs at the same time and place as gangsters are selling drugs.

by thatguy67 July 7, 2010