When you and your bff are both unfortunatelyheterosexual because you both like dick too much but you spend all your time with each other so your spouses think you’re gay for each other.
Etymology: From the combination of vagina and booger; vagina from Latin, literally, sheath First Known Use: 1682 and booger from alteration of English dialect buggard, boggart, from 1bug + -ard First Known Use: 1866