whale's vagina

An exceptionally huge and loose vagina, usually made so by the repeated pounding of many male visitors. It is sometimes such a severe medical condition that the woman loses usefulness when she is finally no longer able to bring a man to orgasm. This condition is a sore side-effect of being a dirty whore. See also itchy vagina, diseased vagina, smelly vagina, STD collector, dirty vagina, putrid vagina.

Ashley informed all her friends that her one-night-stand Tim had an tiny penis when actually she had a slutty whale's vagina.

by jgreeter March 22, 2007

whales vagina

also known as ... gooch. This comes form the greek methology meaning HUGE NASTY FLOTHY CUNT.

Kristen's whales vagina looks like hamburger meat!

by Rodeogal May 14, 2006

whale vagina

there are many definitions for such a word,
mostly refering to someone as homosexual or stupid.

1. dude you are such a whale vag.

2. ughh. i look like such a whale vagina!

by meggorine August 7, 2008

Whale Vagina Disorder

The definition of having Whale Vagina Disorder is to have a small penis and lopsided balls and not get any ass. They are very homosexual and enjoy to eat there own shit.

I'm Vince and i have Whale Vagina Disorder, get at me(;

by LAUREN, the boss. April 26, 2011

Whale's Vagina

When Covid related postponements destroy your Fantasy Football lineup and you can't field a starting roster.

Ferg's team had a Whale's Vagina situation when the Titans and Steelers postponed.. He could only utilize 7 of his 16 fantasy football players.

by Clowns taste funny October 2, 2020