unfwappable

A person so unatractive it is impossible to masturbate to them; even the thought of them puts you out of the mood.

I wanted to procrasterbate until I came across a picture of Ann Coulter, who is so unfwappable that my penis burst into flames.

by Balls Out 64 March 7, 2010

untappable

A girl that is too ugly to tap. Its like saying I cant tap dat.

The untappables came out when I was walking down the street with my peoples. They tried to talk dirty so I ran.

by Papoosenigga January 12, 2007

Untappable

(noun). A prostitute who is in some way deformed to a degree where he/she can no longer be considered attractive and no longer has any clients.

GUY: "Man, that hooker working the corner is one ugly bitch!"
FRIEND: "Hell yeah, she's a total untappable!"

by Untappable69 April 14, 2010

untapable

Adjective describing a female not suitable for or not available for sexual intercourse.

Yeah, she won the Kentucky Oaks, but she can't possibly make a good brood mare; after all, she's Untapable.

by midwesterndude May 2, 2014

Unrapeable

Someone who is so gross, so disgusting, that he/she is not even worth raping. Someone who is repulsive, and whose genitalia is questionable even though they are a virgin.

Rory: Man, have you seen that Anna chick?

Steve: Yeah, dude; she's unrapeable.

by lalaloopsy12 April 4, 2014

uncapable

Being unable to perform a specific operation due to a sex-related injury or accident.

Kim was uncapable to orally inflate balloons after her accident while fellating a dolphin.

by Kim Does Speak Bad March 31, 2009

Unpoppable

A girl who is a virgin, not out of choice, but because no guy wants to put anything of theirs inside of her.

Yea she's a virgin. She's nasty and ugly....completely unpoppable.

by peetah June 15, 2007