flogging the unemployed

The act of male mastubation

Jen walked in and caught Zach flogging the unemployed.

by brian neff May 15, 2005

unemployed

Now, 1 in 10 of us. Previously, people that didn't want to work or that were going to get a job in 2 months.

I used to have a job but then everyone spent all their money plus 10 grand on credit cards and found out their house was worth half as much as it was 4 years ago and doesn't buy anything and/or got foreclosed on; now I don't have a job and am unemployed because I got laid off because "the economy is 'so bad'".

by qwerty1 July 15, 2009

unemployed

To try and get so drunk/stoned that one wakes up in the morning having lost their job.

Synonymous with tramped or helmeted.

"Mate, we're gonner get UNEMPLOYED tonight!"
"What a good idea, Charles"

by defiti June 11, 2006

Unemployed faggot

Nxstyxgrxnde on twitter

Nxstyxgrxnde is an unemployed faggot

by Trimia March 11, 2021

Cyclically Unemployed

A girl who has not had a man in her life in a long time or ever. She is ready for a man. Her mind is always thinking about where she can find a man. She is in search for a dating life and is open to a lot of guys. She may perceive herself as being of low value.

Christina is cyclically unemployed due to her willingness to put up with John’s low value behaviors. She is still showing dedication to him despite the normally unattractive behaviors.

by faidel207 April 15, 2020

unemployed

being a bum, living off the GOVERNMENT, sucking the life out of everyone around me and mooching from people who are sick of taking care of me.

I'm unemployed and have no money. Give me charity.

by Salvatori Vitali September 18, 2007

gainfully unemployed

One who lives off of the doll, and benifits without wishing to look for work as they are better off without.

A person, or persons who claim benifits as their main income.

"I dont need a job, im gainfully unemployed "

" if work i get less money due to taxes and travel costs, im better off this way, you could say im gainfully unemployed "

by Gonk September 28, 2005