umpire school

The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.

I was 0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.

by umpireschool October 5, 2012

Third-Umpire

Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.

Tom Cruise eating placentas is Third-Umpire.

by Sidhypes September 2, 2008

Third Umpire

Cricket: Used when the on-field umpire is unsure of a decision regarding run-outs, stumpings, and the legality of catches. However, they now use it as a cop-out as they are too pussy to make decisions. The third umpire plays part in the umpire decision referral system.

A batsmen is clearly run out.
Tired umpire calls for third umpire so he gets a break.

by Ranga O_o December 15, 2009

Empire Umpire

Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.

Uh, you better tighten your buns if you want to make it past the Empire Umpire and pass for Princess Leia. You don't want to look like a Lukass!

by 24@SJ July 10, 2009

Internet Umpire

Satish is a boy from Chennai who is for known for his social media name Internet Umpire , he is well know for his love for the IPL team chennai super kings and Cricket , He is popoularly known as Heisenberg among twitteraties and Instagrammer's , he is one of the accounts which is followed by official twitter handle of Chennai Superking's

In one word we can say that Internet Umpire is a person who makes twitter more intresting using his sarcastic tweet's

by Jobless Typer ! December 13, 2020

Third-Umpire

Dodgy stuff, too close to call, of dubious merit, some characteristic or aspect that "the jury is still out" on. Something that is debatable.

Etymology: Akin to when during a cricket match the on field umpires are faced with a decision that is too difficult to make and so they refer to the Third Umpire for a ruling.

Tom Cruise eating placentas is Third-Umpire.

by Sidhypes December 13, 2006

Urban Umpire

Urban Umpire is a proper noun used to describe a member of the private hip hop organization Urban Umpires.

An Urban Umpire is an individual who personifies "Skillz not Image" according to the Umpire code, respect for those who come before us, and a drive to uphold true hip hop culture.

To be an Urban Umpire you must be seasoned and skilled in your craft.

by TrulyFindPeace March 30, 2009