Somebody who physically or digitally stalks a target as well as their friends and/or family members.
My sister's ex is such an umbrella stalker. He stalks her and her best friend. He used three different names to try friending and messaging me on Facebook.
by Atherton Wing September 23, 2020
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Get the you little umbrella monkey quack sack mug.When a person yells out in pain after being pentatrated by a closed hand and then having it opened inside and pulled out in a quick swift motion.
Joel didnt use enough lubrication when performing the screaming umbrella on Jen's rectum causing her to need anal reconstruction.
by Jhump2525 April 17, 2017
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The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos was Small Umbrella.
The term was recently popularized in the show Schitt’s Creek where the character, Moira Rose, feared her series of “tasteful nudes” were leaked on the internet. One of the search terms of the photos was Small Umbrella.
Person 1: I’m so glad he did a small umbrella. I don’t like getting it in my eye.
Person 2: so jealous.
Person 2: so jealous.
by Moira4everbebe February 7, 2021
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This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..
This individual takes the shit, while the people below him/her are shielded from management's crap, trouble, finger pointing, etc..
"I'd like to apply for a higher paying, more senior position at the office, but I wouldn't want to end up being the shit umbrella for the whole department".
by BigE_from_New_York_City April 6, 2010
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