Umit

The hottest guy in the world. Warning: this definition will be rejected by a girl named Addya.

Damn Boi even Lamar is copying umit these days.
Yo mama so damn hot coz umit fcked her

by MustBeTheGanja123 February 11, 2022

Umith

A guy who plays soccer and gets no play. He is used as a emotional support person. He’s super lovable and short asf. They go to the gym to make up for their height. Sometimes and Umith watches a lot of anime and geeks about Naruto.

Bro I love Umith’s so much, I can always trust them

by Yeetus dellllletus July 15, 2022

urmit

The peculiar, yet disturbing, odor that is a varied combination of urine and vomit.

Waking up in New Orleans, you know you're near The French Quarter when the soft breeze is filled with the smell of urmit.

by T'Cav December 28, 2006

Unmitigated misery

The feeling you get when you're at a party, and you say "YOLO" even though it's FUCKING ANNOYING, and drink a shitload, then 2 weeks later you're on the toilet looking at your positive pregnancy test. Also associated with when you just feel fucked. It is unparalleled misery that others laugh at until you commit suicide. Or beat them senseless.

It's fun to laugh at that cunt's unmitigated misery ^_^

by Itzthreepeat December 18, 2012

Ulit

Cousin Ulit lives in Russia, motherland.
Please Ulit, come home.
Mama waiting for you wiht a nice bowl of mayonnaise.

- Where is cousin Ulit ?
+ No one knows, we wait here in motherland for him to come.
- ULIT COME HOME !

by Paprienko December 17, 2018

unmitigated

describes someone who thinks they're so perfect, they don't interact with anyone as to not influence them in any way

unmitigated andrew never ages or changes. dermatologists hate him

by pitsmgee December 13, 2016

absolute umit

Typically used as a cute way of describing round or chubby animals.

That bird is an absolute umit

by LLovoJJ October 7, 2019