I have a bowl of TX potato salad!
by Boss Lady08 September 9, 2018
Get the TX Potato Salad mug.A family who like to split baby’s heads with butter knife cover them selfs in blood titty fuck the women in there family. The moms dick is the size of the sun. They are average Joes who get pissed. They like saying the n-word
by Gustafson tx December 4, 2019
Get the Gustafson tx mug.A small town in North Texas about an hour north of Dallas. Good 2A school system. Close to Lake Texoma to the north and close to alot of good shopping to the south. A great place to live if you don't mind a short commute and enjoy a small rural town.
by raydogman August 10, 2009
Get the Howe TX mug.An area approximately 30 minutes North of San Antonio where shit goes down. Not too many people know about the place, but it's diverse as shit. You got your ghetto, but then you got your athletes, jocks, rednecks, kickers, and everyone else in-between, especially the hot white girls. A lot of the white people are tight, especially the white basketball players. They the typical white boys, but they got just enough ghetto in them to be whats up.
That white boy can hoop, too bad he played at Smithson Valley in Spring Branch, TX where it all about football
by iLiKEiTWENUCALLMEBiGDADDY December 16, 2009
Get the Spring Branch, TX mug.A small ass town in Texas South of Dallas. That is overrun by dick cops who literally have nothing better to do than put people in jail for roach weed. The girls are known as Midlo hoes. This town is so boring that all the schoolers get drunk and drive their douche bag trucks up to whataburger on Friday night. Seriously never come to Midlothian Tx.
by janedoe187 February 26, 2015
Get the midlothian tx mug.A bottomless void at which life has a hard time of escaping. 3 bars and 218 churches, this town is not suitable for teenagers or young adults.
A great place to raise kids and grow old, but Midland, Tx is a hell hole for those between 12 and 30.
by I made it out... January 8, 2009
Get the Midland, Tx mug.One day, god set out to create one of the most beautiful things in the world. He decided he would call it "Texas". He painted rolling hills, golden plains, and beautiful deserts on Texas. He created the great cities known as Houston, San Antonio, Dallas, and Austin. He gave Texas waterways brimming with fish. The people of Texas saw this, and thanked him for it... and then god's dog walked onto Texas and took a shit in a spot between Houston and Corpus Christi. God grabbed the ol' Pooper Scooper and cleaned it up, but the stain remained. This stain would later become known as the town of Victoria, TX.
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