twittle dicking

The act of wasting time or staling.

My husband and I are late for a wedding because we wont stop twittle dicking around.

by cuntmuffin6626 July 1, 2017

Twittle My twat

When a girl wants you to lick her pussy out.

Phil will you Twittle my Twat?

by Big Poppa 1234567 October 31, 2009

twittling your nutsack

To be in a state of complete and absolute uselessness to any one or anything. No productive action or thought can be sequestered while in this annoying as hell state. Repeatedly dunking one's head into a bucket of rusty razors is more useful to the universe than twittling your nutsack.

Matt: DUDE!, UR MY PARTNER! STOP FUCKING TWITTLING YOUR NUTSACK AND HELP ME WITH OUR PHYSICS BRIDGE PROJECT!

Nadsack:...

Matt: I should have taken the entire class's advice.

by cockjuggling thundercunt March 31, 2009

pink little twittles

They are anyone's nipples

Tom asked me if I played with her pink little twittles while we had sex.

by Weeds July 10, 2005

Twittle Twattle

A female dog's genitalia

Look at how big her Twittle Twattle is!!

by masteraustin March 17, 2010

Dick Twittle

A person who enjoys playing with or grabbimg dicks

Jane is such a dick twittle. She always has a dick in her hand.

by myst1queb1tch September 22, 2016

Twittle-Dick

Leaders that have no business being leaders or any regard to anyone's regard other than their own.

Our managers are being twittle-dicks in regards to not telling us the store might be closing.

by BUCKIKBRONCO84 March 30, 2020