Twitbooking

An unhealthy obsession with the aptly named Twitter, Facebook and other social media by twits and other eejits who don't see anything wrong with putting the banal details of their inconsequential lives online for stalkers, prospective employers, exes and their imaginary "friends" to peruse for hours on end when they should be working.

Online mental masturbation for the socially retarded who regard befriending the most online strangers as a badge of honour.

When you are a child you may have one imaginary friend.

When you are an adult, you have over 500, thanks toTwitbooking.

by irretardulous January 31, 2012

twatbook

disparaging term for social media, portmanteau of "twat" - a twitter user and "book" for facebook.

oh god, they only reveal information on twatbook

by almost1 August 13, 2013