Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

Toddlers and Tiaras

A show about mothers who never really got to live there childhood the way they wanted, so instead they live theyre lives thorugh their daughters by dressing them up like complete tools and sluts

Toddlers and Tiaras is a horrible show.

by ThatGuyWithTheGlasses111 October 26, 2011

tridders

wannabe hipsters

people who tumblr, wear skinny jeans when it's 100 degrees out, and ride fixies

Declaring yourself a hipster automatically makes you one of the tridders.

by smoshypie October 11, 2011

drippy tiddler

The consequence of having a weak willy. The condition which leads to damp patches at inopportune moments.

If it weren't for my drippy tiddler I'd wear beige trousers more often.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

Triddler

Three times the diddler. Also known as a triple offender. A creepy looking older man who makes anyone in his presence, especially children, feel uneasy. The type of guy who hangs around public toilets just to get a wiff of other peoples asses.

Mr. Kennedy spooned my nuts with a soup ladle. He is my cooking teacher. What a triddler.

Look at that old fuck playing pocket pool while watching the kids play on the seesaw... what a fucking triddler.

by Rusty Truck November 6, 2010

twiddlevision

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007