twiddle stick

A marijuana cigarette.

Let's go to dinner tonight.

Ok, I will roll a twiddle stick before we eat.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twaddler

A child that is not a toddler but whines like one, isn't a teen but has an attitude like one, can still be clingy like an infant, but still isn't old enough to be a tween, .
I have two of them.

My twaddler just got an x-box for Christmas now he's clinging to my leg , whining that he's bored.

by Meagstorms January 1, 2017

tweedle my deedle

to mime playing the flute on someone's penis

Before the orchestra concert she decided she needed more practice so I unzipped so she could tweedle my deedle.

by E and L October 4, 2006

Twiddle Fap

The ultimate state of boredom, combining the act of twiddling your thumbs while simultaneously fapping with both hands.

Man I was so bored during that week long power outage that I twiddle fapped daily

by Smoke Meth Every Day March 1, 2015

Twiddle Diddle

What they used to call balls.

Suck my twiddle diddle's, bitch.

by Poocaacaa May 31, 2012

Tweedlezoid

The Missing Brother of Tweedledum and Tweedledee,

This Brother: Tweedlezoid, is someone that can not and will not see or realize the Truth and Facts of life and the world around us!

The Tweedlezoid tends to fight the Truth and Facts that 9/11 was an inside job,

Tweedlezoid is a brainwashed and afraid little creature who tends to believe whatever the President, ( George W. Bush ) says,

He thinks that the war in the middle east is a War on Terror, and when confronted with the Truth he often starts to spew and regergetate the lies that his TV's news has told him, believing that what he is saying is right,

When in fact he is just another Sheep that the Media has created,

If You see this sad little sap, please do all you can to save him,
Make him EAT THE TRUTH!

Remember: Tweedlezoid, World Government loves you, because the TV said so! :-)

by Cherry_Nova November 16, 2006

Twaddlecunt

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.

How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!

by PureHell March 22, 2013