Twatcock

A self centered asshole who only cares about his/herself. Someone who knowingly and happily destroys your life and the life of others. Twatcocks specifically like to ruin their bestfriends lives.

Megan is a fucking Twatcock asshole footless skank bitch.

by Unitoaster August 31, 2013

Twatock

Derived from the words Twat and Pillock. Used as an insult when someone has done something more stupid than a pillock, but not quite as bad as a twat.

Eric: "Hey, Dave, you know that cement you've just laid?"
Dave: "Aye"
Eric: "I've just walked in it"
Dave: "You fucking daft Twatock"

by nipperooney August 10, 2009

TwatPocket

Noun: one who uses her lady parts to lure unsuspecting men into relationships with the promise of sexual favors. a whore, a home wrecker.

After trashing yet another marriage, Laura has earned the nickname of twatpocket.

by Shtu8tn December 6, 2019