twankery

The act of twittering, or updating ones Facebook status with messages that lack any form of useful information and provide no value to their recipients.

Literally, Twitter wankery.

Examples of use:

"Dude that was pure twankery"

"I apologise to my followers for all my recent twankery, I'm a total twanker."

Examples of Twankery:

"My dinner is yummy"

"I'm watching The Sopranos"

"mmm ... beer"

"So sick of my haircut now"

by Speculator February 16, 2010

Clapped bloody twanker

A guy who once disrespected Kote, Varvara, Anastasia and Gio. They are now the enemy of the world

You’re a clapped bloody twanker (in British accent)

by Super peng leng trio + Gio July 29, 2022

Twankster

Someone who is both a tweaker and a crankster. Someone who is on both methamphetamine and crank. Furthermore, someone who knows the difference between meth and crank.

"Dude... Look at that Twankster over there scouring the ground looking through that magnifying glass. He must've dropped a rock or something... What a Twanker! "

by OldManSteve July 28, 2012

Twanklet

A facecloth like towel for your nether regions.

After I jizzed on that slutty Cindy, I tossed her a twanklet.

by 4 Eedy Family June 12, 2016

Twanker

(noun) A person, organization, or company who uses bad form or exhibits bad behavior on Twitter.

"His constant posting of misinformed and mean-spirited Tweets resulted in the group labeling him a Twanker"

by snookers88 February 6, 2013

twanker

Noun: Someone thought by another to be a fool, an idiot, or someone whose behaviour is in some way unacceptable (but not illegal or overly troublesome) to the norms of the majority in the vicinity.
Etymology: derived from 'wanker' but thought to be less offensive.

"Him, he's nothing but a twanker. He never sits down and never answers any questions."

"You twanker!"

by Gwanker (partial to Bflat wank too) July 4, 2004

Nappy Twanker

a gross ass, grimey ass vagina. or a trashy unkept woman.

liza manelli = nappy twanker

by Jaunny P. Goodwin January 20, 2009