Turdle 

Turdle (verb) - the act of playing the game wordle or a derivative (quordle, worldle, nerdle etc) whilst on the crapper

Q - where’s Richard?
A - He’s on the shitter seeing if he can get today’s wordle
Reply - oh that boy does love to turdle!

Turdle by Kingersrk April 10, 2022

Turdle 

A person who is a literal piece of shit, and who also looks like a turtle.

person 1 - "Did you hear that old turdle thinks allowing people to vote is a power grab by democrats?"

person 2 - "Yeah... What a great Senate Majority leader we have." -said with heavy sarcasm

Turdle by squallstopher January 30, 2019

Turdle 

Turdle, pronounced: \turd-ul\. A combination of a terd and a weasel

That turdle stabbed me in the back at the meeting again

Turdle by zoids January 9, 2008

Turdle 

Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.

Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.


Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.

Turdle by MrSnoopy November 5, 2008

turdle 

A piece of poop with a surface shaped not unlike the shell of a turtle.

Dude, I totally left a turdle in starbucks today!

turdle by Allah Tess December 15, 2008

Turdle 

Someone who's a jerk. Synonym: turd

Person 1: "Dude, James won't let me borrow his car."

Person 2: "Wow, what a turdle."

Turdle by Becky March 16, 2004

Turdle 

When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling

No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!

Turdle by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016