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Turdle

Turdle (verb) - the act of playing the game wordle or a derivative (quordle, worldle, nerdle etc) whilst on the crapper
Q - where’s Richard?
A - He’s on the shitter seeing if he can get today’s wordle
Reply - oh that boy does love to turdle!
by Kingersrk April 10, 2022
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A person who is a literal piece of shit, and who also looks like a turtle.
person 1 - "Did you hear that old turdle thinks allowing people to vote is a power grab by democrats?"

person 2 - "Yeah... What a great Senate Majority leader we have." -said with heavy sarcasm
by squallstopher January 30, 2019
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Turdle, pronounced: \turd-ul\. A combination of a terd and a weasel
That turdle stabbed me in the back at the meeting again
by zoids January 9, 2008
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Turdle - The action of side stepping or jumping over animal feces or worse.... while out and about in public if you come across a huge log behind the bar or restaurant, where you have to take an lifesaving leap.
Mom, I had to make a Turdle to exit the bedroom this morning, that bad dog Rover left a huge steaming pile.


Dude, did you see that huge log I had to Turdle after leaving the bar. I mean they do have bathrooms inside.
by MrSnoopy November 5, 2008
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A piece of poop with a surface shaped not unlike the shell of a turtle.
Dude, I totally left a turdle in starbucks today!
by Allah Tess December 15, 2008
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Someone who's a jerk. Synonym: turd
Person 1: "Dude, James won't let me borrow his car."

Person 2: "Wow, what a turdle."
by Becky March 16, 2004
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When you swim in poo

Verb: Turdling
No! Stop doing a turdle!
OR
Stop turdling!
by MWUK1909 December 19, 2016
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