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tuna can

Why you being such a bitch, you got sand in your tuna can or something?
by papoose24 November 11, 2010
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tuna can

a penis that is wider than it is long ...often referred to as chink dick
Damn Timmy has a tuna can in his pants
by Can Opener Man June 2, 2004
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tuna can

by Turbotom March 25, 2003
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tuna can

Billy is a cock-sucker with a specialty for tuna cans.
by SuperMoraceo April 12, 2005
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tuna can

a girl that smells just like tuna when you open her up thus the smell of a just opend can o tuna she may also have the same properties of tuna (falling apart in your mouth)
dude that chick opend her legs in class and she smelt like a just opend tuna can
by D-rikk October 24, 2009
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tuna can

A derogatory term used to describe the shape of a penis that is wider than it is long.
"Hey Lamont, having a hard time getting action with that Tuna Can? No pun intended." Laughter ensues.
by LamontLambda April 17, 2014
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Tuna Can Penis

This is a penis that is rather girthy but short in length, similar to a tuna can. Often hard to work with while trying to have relations. Performing Doggy-Style with a woman who has 'back' is out of the question for a man sporting a 'tuna can'. The tuna can cannot enter the zone.
Bill was a very funny guy and great to be with...but we had to break up. He had a tuna can penis and couldn't satisfy or even enter me.
by Smellman March 5, 2009
mugGet the Tuna Can Penismug.

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