tucson

A place in Arizona that serves one purpose; to educate the young people that decide to spend four years in a city 3 degrees cooler than hell. Of course, Wildcat Football is heating up!

Hey let's go watch UCLA lose in Tucson at Homecoming again.

by Popp August 13, 2007

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Tucson

A city full of old people, morons from Minnesota, and people who can't drive for shit on the fucked-up road system we have here. Not to mention the Mexican Mafia quartered south of town.

I was stuck here for 11 years... man am I glad to get the hell out of here!@

by this city SUCKS February 23, 2005

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-A city of almost 500,000 people, half of them Mexicans and/or homeless.
-Always tons of traffic because there are no freeways.
-If you don't have a car, you'll literally die of boredom.
-A 99 cent store at every corner
-A place where I thought only University of Arizona students moved to, because no one else in their right mind should otherwise.
-On the bright side, with low humidity levels (30% and down), the weather kicks ass.

I can't understand how those who were born and raised in Tucson chose to go to the U of A. That was your chance to escape, fuckers!!

by get_me_the_hell_outta_here December 18, 2005

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tucson

a term used for taking a very large bowel movement

"Hey man, i gotta take a Tucson

by Skibbles May 16, 2006

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I live in Tucson... take my advice: dont ever move there. Vacation, ok sure why not? But there is nothing to do in tucson besides school, U of A basketball games, and... well nothing.

Jimmy moved to Tucson for 2 months and he soon died of boredom... literally.

by ZMo January 14, 2005

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