Treason

When a person makes the ungodly decision of putting raisin bran cookie dough ice cream in place of the chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream tub at any licenced ice cream shop

guy 1: "Hey thanks for getting me an ice cream cone from that new place downtown."

guy 2: "no problem man"

guy 1: "can't wait to dive into some chocolate chip cookie dough ice crea- BLEGH"

guy 2: "what's up man you good?"

guy 1: "THEY SERVED US RAISIN BRAN COOKIE DOUGH"

guy 2: "oh God oh fuck, they committed an act of treason-"

SWAT team: *storms into the room* "EVERYBODY GET DOWN"

by Charlie da Man October 23, 2020

its treason then

When you are The Senate and a jedi tries to kill you

I am The Senate
Not Yet
ITS TREASON THEN

by Gasuxa July 26, 2020

Treason By Niggatry

When ya own nigga does you dirty and should be put to death

John: Let me add yo girl.
Tyrone: Nah homie you think you're slick
John: *adds yo girl then fucks yo girl*
Tyrone: Sorry nigga but you are sentenced to death for "Treason By Niggatry"

by Koi Boy May 28, 2018

Ass Treason

Popping one's genitalia into something or someone (or letting one pop their wiggler inside you) who is not their significant other. Like pulling a Benedict Arnold except this time it isn't a country being betrayed...it's one's personal piece of ass.

That filthy girl commited one of the biggest acts of ass treason imaginable...for not only did she open her legs for that random dude, but then took the Scotish Terrior home for a little under the covers desert.

by Ashton Bland October 24, 2006

treasonable

When the act of treason becomes one's ordinary everyday humdrum, so that it seems just downright reasonable.

They wanted to 'lock her up' so bad that Trumpadict Donald} getting the traitor tots involved in colluding with the Russians to interfere in the election just felt treasonable.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2019

Pancake Treason

When you do not eat pancakes on "Pancake Day".

Dad: It's Pancake Day what topping do you want on your pancakes?

Son: No thanks, I'll have waffles.

Dad: You can't want that, that's an act of pancake treason

by sieffy13 February 12, 2013

voice of treason

The inner voice that tells you its OK if you hook up with your friend's spouse or ex-spouse.

I can't believe Rick's girl sent me a sext a couple weeks after they broke up. We tried to hook up years ago. I know it might be shady but the voice of treason is telling me there's technically nothing wrong with it.

by Underdawg215 October 21, 2010