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continuum transfunctioner

A device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.
Do you have, the continuum transfunctioner?
by cool_penguin_0 July 28, 2004
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Monroe Transaction

the activity in which two men stick a 4 foot, approx. 3 inch diameter, glass tube between their asses and excrete into both ends; both men are allowed to move around but the tube must remain in place, and the first person to get their feces in the other's asshole wins.
Does the Monroe Transaction contest morally qualify as having a winner?
by Toxic Rage January 4, 2007
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bootycall transaction

When two people exchange times upon which they will embark in sexual encounter.
"I just made a bootycall transaction for 3AM. Booyah!"
by finniganspeaks May 23, 2016
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business transaction

code for the exchange of illegal substances. this may include alcohol, illicit drugs, pharmaceuticals, or any other substances that will get you a cell in jail should you get busted.

there are 3 types of business transactions:

-money for a substance
-substance for substance
-or sexual favor for substance

meant to be used in public to discuss dealings without giving away compromising details
pablo: yo john, you wanna make a business transaction after class?

john: sure man, i just got some good merchandise for you

teacher: i didnt know you boys were interested in entrepreneurship!
by alcaChiCitycapone October 4, 2010
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Continuim Transfunctioner

(this is the proper spelling)
1. A very mysterious & powerful device whose mystery is exceded only by its power
2. The missing object of attraction by many in a movie titled "Dude, Where's My Car?"
Have you seen the Continuim Transfunctioner!?
by Dave Buckland October 24, 2006
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transaction

Man, that girl I met at the bar last night was really a dude. It's okay, I got me some sweet transaction.
by JL Patrick April 7, 2008
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mans transaction

It's when a man forgets to pull out.
I did a "Mans Transaction" in to my wife this morning.
by Bjacked16 March 14, 2019
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