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tobin heath

The most awesomest, gorgeous human being on earth, one of the most craftiest soccer players ever, very skillful. She is known as the Nutmeg Queen, but also goes by Tobs and unfortunately Toby. She was born May 29, 1988 in Basking Ridge, New Jersey, played for the UNC Tar Heals and currently plays for the USWNT and the Portland Thorns. Overall a great human being, world class player and human.
WOW! TOBS COULD NUTMEG A MERMAID!
"Tobin Heath is sick and by sick I mean ridiculously skillful"
by uswntisbae May 8, 2016
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toobin

1) You whipped out you cock while on a Zoom call.
2) Got caught masterbating while on a video conference call.
He was in a Zoom meeting and pulled a toobin.
by RescueRay October 19, 2020
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tobin heath

The most skilled player on the U.S. Women's National Team
Tobin Heath could nutmeg you any day.
by TobinPowellHeath June 11, 2016
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Pulling A Toobin

The act of masturbating while on a Zoom call.
John was "pulling a toobin" during yesterday's Zoom meeting.
by TheRealPotato69 October 19, 2020
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Half-Toobin

Verb: "(w/ 'to go') to stand up during a Zoom or other conference call while sporting wood or showing an erection underneath ones clothes." Inspired by the 2020 news event involving journalist Jeffrey Toobin who was caught masturbating during a Zoom call, and, thus, was going "full-Toobin."
Right in the middle of a Zoom review for the O-Chem midterm, my TA got up to get a fresh cup of coffee and, wouldn't you know it, dude went half-Toobin and popped a chub right in front of the whole section. Must've had more than the textbook open in his browser window.
by Tin Hat Kippah November 12, 2020
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Tobined

To grass or do wrong to another person, usually a colleague.
Jesus Steve, did you hear John got Tobined.

John stole a CD and his Brother reported him to the Police.
by Martymcfly10 December 3, 2018
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Toobin

1. The act of cranking one out mid-Zoom. Aka ZoomBate

2. Exerting one's dominance in a virtual meeting.
I returned to the main Zoom call only to find Jeffrey toobin one out.
by EndLegalRackets October 19, 2020
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