I was suspected of being a terrorist so the feds locked me up in Guantanamo Bay Detention Center and tortured me by making me watch that friggin kids show Barney. I tried to kill myself, but to no avail. TORTURE.
by ThunderBlizzard May 27, 2008
1. Helping my mom choose her glasses, knowing that my taste in glasses sucks big-time and then making her get that pair of glasses.
2. Strapping my ex-boss to a chair and make him watch the Saints-Bears pre-season game of 97, over and over again, until he begs for mercy.
2. Strapping my ex-boss to a chair and make him watch the Saints-Bears pre-season game of 97, over and over again, until he begs for mercy.
by Saints October 10, 2003
John likes to torture me at my desk. He sends me flirty emails and wants me to engage in fellatious banter until I want to get myself off, at my desk!
by Colt81637 March 2, 2005
"hey, how should we torture this person?"
"lets...lets...TAKE THEM TO WAL-MART"
*person* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"lets...lets...TAKE THEM TO WAL-MART"
*person* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
by deejaylovesmaddie May 11, 2010
"That's not fair, that's torturement," said my 8 year old when I threatened taking away his switch for the day.
by Maynyak July 7, 2018
Wow. Just when i thought the torture of the talent show was enough, they played twinkle twinkle little star and the children started singing. It was the soundtrack to hell.
by Butch1975. March 19, 2017
by Mamilovesfood23 August 30, 2017