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Torion

Torion is a funny,cool,and chill person. He is very likable and very talkative. He can sometimes be very annoying but other than that he is amazing all around. He hates to feel disrespected and isn't afraid to smack somebody around. Everyone needs a Torion in their lives.
Torion is very cool
by Tmoneytwils October 29, 2018
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TomMonster

1. (N) A mythical creature.

2. (N) Demonic Apparition

3. (Adj) Term used to describe someone of beastly form. The person being described is usually male. He/she is covered in hair, they are usually sporting a "Goatee." There natural habitat is within various work out gyms, however they have been know to live in dark forests or caves. They are nocturnal beasts and are most likely found prowling your neighborhood in search of "prey."

They are extremely dangerous animals, especially to females, who they will leave with "Anal fissures."

If you come into contact with one, stop immediately, they have poor vision and usually rely on smell and sound. If necessary the "fetal position" is the safest way to survive an attack.

4. (N) Another word for "Big foot"

5. (N) Missing Link

6. (N) Rapist

See also: "Uncle Tom"

See also: "T.M.A."
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Girl1: Holy shit did you see that beast staring us down?

Girl2: The hairy goatee mother fucker?

Girl1: Hell ya, his demonic eyes pierced my soul.

Girl2: Damn, what a fucking TomMonster.

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Girl1: That rapist TomMonster dude over there looks like he's about to rape someone.

Girl2: Ya I know, my ass hole just started to hurt.
by SeanShizzle September 26, 2009
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mx.tomioka

Mx.tomioka is a tiktok user and cosplayer who tries to cosplay every character from demon slayer and is in love with a fictional bomb.
Mx.tomioka is such a cool cosplayer!

Mx.tomioka is short.
by uzui simp March 27, 2021
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Tomione

The ship of Tom Marvolo Riddle and Hermione Granger from the Harry Potter series though the ship is not cannon. This ship is typically only found in fanfiction and a large pull behind it is the similarities between the two characters. Knowledge seekers and highly intelligent. One goes on to become a powerful Dark Lord and the other is considered the brightest witch of her age as well as being instrumental in helping to defeat Voldemort (in cannon). It is referred to as Tomione or mentioned as TRHG.
Tomione is used to identify the pairing of Tom Riddle and Hermione Granger. In an AU world of Harry Potter Hermione Granger somehow comes into contact with Tom Marvolo Riddle (AKA Lord Voldemort). Through this contact some form of a relationship forms through their interactions and can eventually lead to a romantic relationship. This pairing typically fights against each other, but something generally draws them together. Both are highly intelligent, love learning, seek out knowledge on magic, top students, Prefects and members of the Slugclub...they've got much in common though many issues to battle through.
by knowledgeaddicted December 27, 2011
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auntie tomina

based off of uncle tom.

women who let men walk all over them/their kids. never stand up for themselves, but then later complain about it. allow themselves to become slaves to the men in their life. they consistently choose their man (husband or boyfriend) over everything, even their own kids.
person 1: "my mom's new boyfriend is a piece of shit. I told her to kick him out, but she said that if I didn't like it I could move out!"
person 2: "what a fucking auntie tomina"
by Nothanksjustpublish August 18, 2019
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giyu tomioka

a fine, hot ass kny character who can **** me till im numb and i wouldn't care.
giyu tomioka is a hot kny character.

me ; hey giyu.
giyu ; what do you want?
me ; you.
by n.nyxx December 7, 2021
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Tomino's Hell

A Japanese poem centered around the titular character, his anguish, and his "journey" in Hell. Retards say that if you read the poem out loud, "tRaGiC tHiNgS wIlL hApPeN!!1!1!1!!" Bullshit! I never knew saying a bunch of words out loud could give you cancer. Why the fuck is Tomino in hell in the first place? Did he read this very poem out loud? I don't know and I don't care.
Tomino's Hell
By Saijo Yaso

His older sister vomited cum, his younger sister vomited condoms,
And the cute Tomino ejaculated used dildos.
Tomino jacked off in Hell alone,
Hell is wrapped in penises and even the boners don't grow.

Is the person being raped Tomino's older sister,
I wonder whose cum is on it?
Fap, fap, without fapping,
Infinite Hell's big dick.

Would you rape him in the dark Hell,
With the sheep of cum, and the kid diddler.
Stuff as much as you can into his ballsack,
For the preparation of your sex life in the familiar Hell.

Kids are cumming even in the forest and stream,
Even in the seven cum-filled streams of the dark Hell.
The kid diddler raping children, the sheep banging prostitutes,

Cum from the dick of the cute Tomino.

Moan, kid diddler, towards the cum-filled forest
He shouts that he wants to rape his little sister.
The inglorious orgasm reverberates throughout Hell,
The fox penoy cums.

Jizzing all over Hell's seven mountains and seven streams,
The glorious sex life of cute Tomino.
If they're in Hell, fuck them for me,

The fleshlight of the graves.

I will fap with the red fleshlight,

In the mouth of little Tomino.
by Yopmail User July 26, 2022
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