Toejamming

The act of ramming and massaging your girl's vagina with your big toe, similar to finger banging.

"John, jesus. I look over when we're supposed to be watching football and you're toejamming your girl on my couch. Get a fucking room you pervert."

by Grolls September 26, 2011

Toejam

Proper noun: Toejam McFly- fetish model working primarily through myspace, specializing in WAM, and foot fetishes.

Toejam has huge monkey feet- she can even write with them.

by f00tlvr September 23, 2009

Toejam

Its like fisting, but with your foot. If she sneezes, it could break his foot. If he sneezes, she could die...

Theres no traction there, she likes to toejam

by Avanda December 17, 2008

toejam & earl

Possibly the most awesome computer game ever. Originally for Sega Mega Drive/Genesis, but subject to a shit remake on the craptastic X-Box

Dude, wanna come over and play some toejam and earl?
Damn Fucking Right! That game rules!

by Rob & Queen April 3, 2005

Toejam and Earl

What outer space will look like if tourists start going there.

Toejam and Earl were sent to clean up some of these human tourists roaming around Funkotron causing chaos and mayhem. They weren't going to get used to the outsiders from the blue planet.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

anal toejam

The sexual act of securely fitting one's right foot up the anus of a lover. Term derived from both the substance transferred from the toe to the anus, and from the act of forcing the toe into the anus, itself.

I tend to avoid confrontation, so instead of breaking up with my girl, I just spun her around, gave her the old anal toejam and sent her packing. Needless to say, she got the message.

by sasquatch johnson February 11, 2006

Brazilian Toejam

The act of cutting off your or your girlfriend's toes and seeing how many of them you can fit in her vagina.

"Hey Carly, since you're about to die anyway, wanna do a Brazilian Toejam?" "Sure, i bet only 8 will fit."

by marth vader2 January 13, 2010