Toddler Hands

When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.

Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.

by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011

Todd Howard

The king of lies and deception. Has Speech 100.

Todd Howard said, "Fallout 76 will have 16 times the detail."
Todd Howard said, "Get this canvas bag with collectors edition."

by willywonkaboi January 11, 2019

Jason Todd

1. The second Robin, Batman's sidekick, who was killed by The Joker then later brought back to life in order to terrorize the Bat family for hugs he secretly wants, but won't admit to.

He's also known for being bad ass, foul mouthed, and able to open a can of whoop ass on anyone who stands in his way.

Since being revived he goes under the alias Red Hood.

2. A bad ass motherfucker who has the skills to back up his trash talk.

1. Jason Todd met Batman when he tried to jack the wheels off the Batmobile

2. Dude! Damian was talking shit behind Tim's back and when Tim called him out on it he totally pulled a Jason Todd and kicked Tim's ass!

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodRobin May 16, 2011

Toddler

A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a nak for interior design using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of hypertension and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler

Shit Jim, you look like you’ve had a bender this morning! “ don’t be silly Cheryl, I got totally toddlered last night, the little bastard didn’t sleep until 2am” toddler

by that_guy_from_brizzie November 21, 2017

eye bee sew we todd it

Have your friends read this phrase fast and aloud several times for a quick IQ estimate, so you have it "l be so retarded!"

Let's do that IQ test now fast, until we stop you read "eye bee sew we todd it."

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2020

Toddslop

Toddslop are poorly made, buggy video games that Todd Howard either directs or advertises. They will also need a ton of mods in order to start playing even somewhat like an ordinary video game.

I will not play Starfield, It's just another toddslop. Remember how Fallout 76 played.

by hodtoward September 6, 2023

Todd Googler

A person who googles “Todd” (Usually used as an insult)

“It’s not anything, it doesn’t mean anything! It’s not even offensive!” ~ Brewis Ginley

The perfect description of Alex the Rambler

Shut up Alex the Rambler… You googled the word Todd? Fucking Todd Googler, shut the fuck up.

by Anonymous146_ December 6, 2021