toblerone

One of the most delicious chocolates in the world that come from Switzerland.

This Toblerone is so good that I almost orgasmed in my pants.

chocolate Switzerland

by rae89 July 18, 2009

tobleroned

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum

by grandmother fucker August 19, 2013

Toblerone Boots

A person with an inability to direct a football/soccer ball towards their intended target, thus miss kicking the ball in random directions every time it leaves their boots. Similar to 50 pence head.

Man 1 - (Puts arms up signalling for team-mate to pass the ball to him)

Man 2 - (Kicks ball with intent to pass to man 1, ball flies off in a completely different direction)

Man 1 - "Oh you've got your Toblerone Boots on today"

by TheMasey October 1, 2012

Toblerone

The triangular space formed between the top of the thighs and genitalia on some women (shaped much like the famous chocolate treat of the same name).

"Did you see the toblerone on that woman? She has a totally hot bod!"

by rivit December 14, 2008

toblerone

A delicious chocolate bar that comes in a long, triangular shape. Often the subject of metaphors.

"It's kind of like when you have three bars of White Chocolate Toblerone..."

by misslaurenhelene April 5, 2010

Rotten Toblerone

Sexual maneuver in which you go home, jack off in a container and save it. The next morning warm it up, pour it on your dick and jack off with it. Then save all of that cum in a container. The next morning shit in a rag, pour the cum on it, and roll it around your dick and masturbate. It will trick your mind into thinking you are having anal and will make you cum harder and longer.

Gary: You ever try the Rotten Toblerone?
Patrick: Ya I usually do it when my mom goes to get the mail.

by trollagorn April 12, 2012

Toblerone trickle

Combination of a woman utalizing an icy mike while performing a golden shower. The urine melts the frozen poopsicle creating a shit-piss mixure to drench the recievers face.

After an amazing ass pounding the nasty slut pulled a previously frozen turd from the freezer and proceded to squat over my face and give me a Toblerone trickle.

by yojomama May 31, 2009