National Watch Good Time Day

National Watch Good Time Day is celebrated on August 11, in celebration of the Safdie Brothers' masterpiece's release on that same day back in 2017.

"Hey, it's August 11. You know what that means? It's National Watch Good Time Day! Time to watch Good Time!"

by Safdiestan12 April 28, 2020

National wasted my time day (Oct. 6)

A day to remember all the mfs who wasted yo time

National wasted my time day (oct. 6): a day to remember all of the mfs who wasted your time!
Her: hi I haven’t seen you in so long

Him: I was just thinking of you
Her: really *blushing*
Him: yeah I thought of you on National wasted my time day

by Magoozel October 6, 2021

National spend time with your GF/BF day

On February 11th is National give your girlfriend/boyfriend attention. Spend time with them and talk to them a lot

Bf:”Hey baby I just Needed to tell you I love you.”
Gf:”Why are you giving me so much attention?”
Bf:”It’s February 11th it’s national spend time with your Gf/Bf day!”

by Mooooooooooooioiiiooo January 22, 2021

National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!

Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you

by JXDXR August 10, 2021

circle time spouse day

A worldwide holiday that takes place annually on October 18th. It honors the spouses of those who lead circle time in a classroom

Jimmy boy pooped his pants during circle time and then threw up on the teacher when she/he was wiping him. Their spouse had to run a clean shirt over so they didn’t smell like vomit all day.
“Thank you for running me a clean change of clothes. I owe you a steak dinner on circle time spouse day”

by Bsherm October 17, 2021

NATIONAL beat up the red time force ranger day

On December 26 , It's time that we get revenge on the most handsome man to exist, get his ass .

*cracks knuckles , it's national beat up the red time force ranger day_

by AyoBruhDont December 25, 2022

The Hottest time of day

It's me, Travis. I'm the hottest time of day

GrumpyPants — Today at 11:53 AM
Gonna mow this evening when it cools off

Auginer — Today at 11:53 AM
when its the hottest time of the day
11:53 AM
nice
11:53 AM
dumbass

GrumpyPants — Today at 12:29 PM
Evening, retard. When it's cooling off. It's new york, it does cool off in the evenings here

Auginer — Today at 12:29 PM
google "when is it the hottest time of day"

Harriet Tubgirl — Today at 12:31 PM
I'm the hottest time of the day

by Harriet Tubgirl 911 July 22, 2023