bro tickle

Instead of a bro fist, its a bro tickle, as shown in pewdiepie's video "My 100 Mil Award BROKE!"

BRO TICKLE 9 YEAR OLDS!

by Reky420 September 12, 2019

Blue Tick Wanker

Wanker on Facebook who has an official account allowing him/her to reach top of the comments even if he/she comments something unoriginal and stupid.

His/Her comments automatically appear on top pushing down funny(When appropriate) and original comments.

9gag's comment section is full of Blue Tick wankers.

by FacebookIsStillCool April 4, 2015

Cubs Tickets

Slang term for marijuana. Named after the Chicago Cubs baseball team. The term is intentionally misleading so users can talk about it in public. Higher grades of marijuana are refered to as "good seats" or "skybox seats", whereas lower quality is refered to as "cheap seats".

Lets go pick up some cubs tickets.

These are some great cubs tickets.

by Lord Blasphemy June 18, 2008

Tickety-boo

Correct, okay

That is just tickety-boo.

by Dartistic June 16, 2018

ticket proof

You get a free pass professional courtesy when you get stopped by the cops for a traffic violation because you are an off-duty or retired cop and have a cop ID to flash when the officer requests your drivers license.

Cop's wives and girlfriends are also ticket proof and so are off-duty firefighters.

Nobody is ticket proof with the Arizona DPS, and with some California Highway Patrol officers. Don't count on your police ID to help you much if your breath smells like a brewery.

That trooper said he had me clocked at 95, good thing I'm ticket proof or that would have been one hell of an expensive ticket.

by warnhubb September 23, 2006

elephant tickle

The act of reaching one's arm between a friend, colleague, enemy, or superior's legs from behind, and tickling their bellybutton. Meant to provide the recipient with extreme discomfort.

Example: "Hey man, your boss looks upset. You should give him an elephant tickle to brighten his day."

by floppyblumpkins October 14, 2013

tick-wiz

to have an urge to empty the contents of your bladder

to need to "take a wiz" or to go pee.

damn all that water made me have to tick-wiz

by master-of-pee April 3, 2009