Threading the needle

Ejaculating into the end of someone else's penis.

Last night, I caught Gary threading the needle of some homeless guy in the park.

by Gary Needle April 20, 2013

Threading the needle

Rubbing a penis in-between two vaginas pressed against each other

When in a threesome with two girls, threading the needle is the best way to please them both at the same time with the same cock.

by SentientDreamer January 19, 2017

threading the needle

Trying to have sex while flaccid

"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."

by Cohen95 August 3, 2008

Threading A Bobbin

The act of inserting and removing anal beads in a rapid manner.

Dude, threading a bobbin is crazy. That kinky bitch Tiffany had me to it to her like six times last night.

Also: Threaded her/his bobbin

by squiglowski January 19, 2015

Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

threading the needle

when one brother jumps off the top bunk and lands with his dick in the ass of the other brother.

mom: boys dinner!
boy: Just threading the needle!
mom: ok!
boys: *faint wet slapping noise*

by uncle_bad_touch May 19, 2018

threading the corn

Euphemism for jacking off. First used in a Rachel ray cooking video.

Dude i was watching sara palin debate last night and i just started threading the corn.

by KarateJesus January 18, 2009